Friday, January 27, 2006

 

Amazing Psychic Powers

The Italians have already updated their calculations for 2006 BQ6 based on three new observations, and the Palermo Scale is now just 2.78. Proving Andromeda has amazing psychic powers because using our awesome telekinetic abilities we moved the asteroid with our mind!

And we WILL move that asteroid right back -- unless humanity agrees to renounce coercive violence as a form of conflict resolution. Or Ben & Jerry's introduces an Andromeda-themed ice cream.



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