Monday, August 01, 2005
Smells Like Free Spirits
OK, everybody, be very quiet, stay very still. Terrorists can smell freedom, so just thinking critical thoughts is almost sure to force them to attack. That's right, invading Iraq and abusing prisoners cannot be viewed as provocation for terrorists, because such thinking smells too much like freedom and we know for sure they hate freedom. So please stay still, stay quiet -- oh, no, Jimmy Carter, don't!
