Andromeda

We use the above title only in the hopes of triggering Somerby's wrath over at The Daily Howler. Not that Andromeda needs the attention. Things are going swimmingly here. We have already engaged the services of that consulting firm that created the TPM Cafe spin-off to the Talking Points Memo, as well as the Arianna Huffington spin-in of all sorts of other bloggers to one big, bulgy blog. Expect the big roll-out this spring. It's going to be thoughtful, provocative, insightful, and, most especially, news-breaking. Plus celebrities. The Pope's already initialed a napkin contract. Not the current Pope, either. How's that for breaking news, huh? Yeh, we thought so. For balance, we will also have the Anti-Pope. Boy oh boy, the sparks are sure to fly whenever those two get together. We also have the anti-Lama, so the Dalai Lama is sure to come on board.

But the point is, Special Prosecutor Fitzgerald is wrapping up his investigation! So says the New York Times. Or anyway that's what one of its sources says. A source sympathetic to Rove. In other words, Rove's lawyer. Or Satan himself. And all he actually said was he thought the questions Fitzgerald asked Ralston and Hernandez were "typical of those posed by a prosecutor wrapping up the loose ends." But we selected just the words "prosecutor wrapping up."

So what do we now know? One, Fitzgerald is wrapping up his case and it will likely include an indictment of President Bush. And the Anti-President. And two, the new Andromeda Cafe Postington super-blog will break more news than there is!