Thursday, July 07, 2005
Free Therapy for Terrorists!
Unless there is some way to invade Iraq even more, it is time to recognize the conservatives' solution to terrorism is not working, and we must consider the liberals' solution. For that reason, Andromeda has decided to offer FREE THERAPY to all terrorists.
This offer is not limited to psychological therapy. Massage therapy (with happy ending!) is also available, as is nail therapy (it really is just a question of diet, but a nice soak and polish never hurts) and, in fact, any spa treatment. With luck, a nice mud mask will soak that evil right out of your pores!
Just present your Terrorist I.D. Card (even terrorists have been forced to resort to these privacy-invading measures) at any Andromeda retail outlet.
Employees of Andromeda and their families are ineligible. Offer not assignable. Must be present to win.
This offer is not limited to psychological therapy. Massage therapy (with happy ending!) is also available, as is nail therapy (it really is just a question of diet, but a nice soak and polish never hurts) and, in fact, any spa treatment. With luck, a nice mud mask will soak that evil right out of your pores!
Just present your Terrorist I.D. Card (even terrorists have been forced to resort to these privacy-invading measures) at any Andromeda retail outlet.
Employees of Andromeda and their families are ineligible. Offer not assignable. Must be present to win.
