Monday, May 30, 2005
Puny Humans
Andromeda Galaxy is now three times bigger. And we pass the savings on to you! It turns out your human scientists, with their tiny brains and crinkled forepaws, were unable to conceive the vastness of such a stupendous galaxy as Andromeda. Also, they forgot about the suburbs. Everyone forgets about the suburbs. Except on Memorial Day, when the total barbecue-generated energy produced in the suburbs is equivalent to three decades of the Sun's total output, or enough to run John Kerry's hairdryer for one hour.
