Andromeda

For Andromeda, this is perhaps the most magical day of the year. Well, aside from National Magic Day. But it is on Valentine's Day that we enjoy the magic-that-is-not-a-trick, which is Love. Well, except sometimes Love is a trick. No, no, no, not "turning tricks," that's not Love. But sometimes, maybe you're just a young Andromeda sitting around the house, maybe even watching TV, and thinking that Ellen DeGeneres is SO funny! We bet she would really like us, if she just answered our letters. How much more hair can we cut off, tie in a cute ribbon and place in an envelope, paying the extra postage five pounds of hair cost, and, yes, it does get stuck in the sticky part after we lick the envelope, that's not really our fault, now is it? And then we find out there's a reason she refuses to answer our letters, return our phone calls, lift the Temporary Restraining Order! Now, that's a trick!

But that's all behind us now -- we saw her -- our new love! -- last night on the Grammy's. We don't care if she's bald (we've had our own hair issues) -- did you hear her belt out Janis Joplin's "Another Little Piece of My Heart" just like she was singing straight to us!