Thursday, February 03, 2005
Slow Three Count
As expected, no one could agree about what a "slow three count" is. It is simple. Just say, "Social Security benefit reduction" between each count. That is: "One Social Security benefit reduction, Two Social Security benefit reductions, an a Three Social Security benefit reductions." And, of course, the person lifting Mrs. Reid must say those words. We are truly surprised to see so many contestants attempting to lift her while their buddies did the count. This should have been obvious.
