Thursday, February 03, 2005
Nancy Pelosi's Eyebrows
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid were a dismal pair. Repeating word-for-word and moving gesture-for-gesture, as the greasy, rich Democratic consultants advised them to speak and move, they put in a performance which was so scary it was boring. Or so boring it was scary. Reid perked up only once -- announcing it was Groundhog's Day -- only to fire off (blip!) a tepid one-liner about "the same old ideology."
But the important question -- the only question which arose in the minds of or momentarily interested the American public -- was where are Nancy Pelosi's real eyebrows? The shape of her face (and sharply lined eye sockets) would lead one to conclude one location, the likelihood of a face-lift suggests other conclusions, and the location where they have been crudely drawn gives further hints.
The contest winner will receive a date with Nancy "So Slow She's Fast" Pelosi, or a 16 oz. package of Oscar Mayer olive loaf. (We already bought the olive loaf, we'll contact Pelosi's office, if necessary.)
But the important question -- the only question which arose in the minds of or momentarily interested the American public -- was where are Nancy Pelosi's real eyebrows? The shape of her face (and sharply lined eye sockets) would lead one to conclude one location, the likelihood of a face-lift suggests other conclusions, and the location where they have been crudely drawn gives further hints.
The contest winner will receive a date with Nancy "So Slow She's Fast" Pelosi, or a 16 oz. package of Oscar Mayer olive loaf. (We already bought the olive loaf, we'll contact Pelosi's office, if necessary.)
