Thursday, February 03, 2005
Harry Reid and America
Harry Reid's "people" have contacted us and, it turns out, they want a tougher test before he will go on a date. First, all contestants must agree that his wife can go along. Second, locating his eye brows is just too easy and his people feel there should also be feats of strength. Accordingly, the winner must first prove that he or she can LIFT HARRY REID'S WIFE before moving to the second round. Per his staff, this must be a clean lift, holding her -- meaning all physical parts of her, hair, clothing, and perfume excluded -- at least two inches off the ground for a slow three count.
