Thursday, February 03, 2005

 

Exhausted and Bankrupt

Our email box was over-flowing this morning. Many angry Andromeda readers wrote to complain about our tirade concerning the eyebrows, wives, etc., of certain Democratic leaders who put in a less than whelming performance following Bush's SOTU. Now, we could cite over-night polls which show a remarkably poor showing for the Democrats, whose eyebrows were rarely mentioned by most respondents. But management has nonetheless issued the following statement:

Andromeda Blog "absolutely" has confidence in Andy. "He wouldn't put anything knowingly in the blog that was false; we're sure he wouldn't put anything knowingly in the blog that was false," Andromeda Blog management said. "In this case, this particular line shouldn't have gotten in because it was not of the quality that we would put into presidential speeches."

Whatevs. But if the beige-on-beige Democratic leaders are too programmed by consultants to say anything besides "old-fashioned moral values" and "We are called to do this and more by our faith," and certain bloggers are easily distracted by eyebrow contests, who will point out that Bush was lying?



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