Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Blind Followers of the Bourgeois Lifestyle
It is with great sadness that we report to you that whatever crawled on top of Kim Jong Il's head and died -- has died. The pompadour-like critter, lovingly named "Pompadon't" by Leader Kim Jong ("I'm Not Illin' I'm Just Chillin'") Il, has now been declared really-most-sincerely-dead by Party Officials
