Andromeda

Vowing not to "cede one inch" to critics of the proposed new staff retirement plan, Andromeda Blog has written angry letters to major news organizations which Andromeda Blog feels have reported "critical" comments by opponents of the new plan. "Stop reporting those facts!" wrote Andy, spokesperson for Andromeda Blog, noting that the effect of the reporting could be to undermine support for the plan. At a press conference, Andy explained Andromeda's views. "We feel that all this so-called criticism is not going to help us one bit in getting the plan approved. So, if it doesn't stop, well, the next steps are in the offing .... and I think everybody understands what 'next steps' mean." Pressured to explain what "next steps" means, Andy finally admitted he didn't know and walked out of the press conference, making barking sounds while covering his mouth with his hand, and then removing his hand, saying, "Cujo?"